Steven Universe Is Back in January
The wax and wane of Steven Universe being on air is part and parcel of loving the show—you never know how long it’s going to be on for, when it’s going to go away again, and for how long you’ll…
Wes Anderson Just Announced the Title and Cast of His New Stop-Motion Animated Movie
We don’t usually get to cover Wes Anderson movies on io9—but we can now, officially, start writing about his next one. Anderson just announced that his next movie is a stop-motion animation about talking animals called Isle of Dogs. It’s…
We’re Pretty Sure This Is a Self-Driving Uber Blowing a Red Light [Updated]
Image: Charles Rotter/YouTube Earlier today, Uber rolled out a fleet of its not-really-self-driving cars in San Fransisco. A few hours later, one the XC90s—a Volvo equipped with seven cameras, laser detection systems, and slew of other expensive shit—appears to have…
Teens are partying less than ever, according to new survey
Teens are partying less than ever, according to new survey Youth partying might be a dying trend.Image: Ton Koene/picture-alliance/dpa/AP Images By Sasha Lekach2016-12-15 01:18:16 UTC Teens are supposed to be wild and rebellious, experimenting with everything they can get their…
BMW signs on to develop in-car AI and IoT services with IBM’s Watson
As BMW continues to weld a position for itself in the next generation of connected and autonomous car technology, it’s signed up for one more partnership that focuses on the data side of the equation. Today, IBM announced that it would be working with…
The ‘Westworld’ cast didn’t know WTF was going on either
Spoiler alert: The following account contains major plot details from Season 1 of Westworld. If you haven’t seen it, reading further will definitely ruin it for you — freeze all motor functions! To refresh your memory, check out our season…
The Arduino MKRZero is a teenier, tinier DIY board for hardware hackers
What do you buy for someone who has everything? Either a pink fairy armadillo or an Arduino MKRZero. I’d recommend going with the Arduino. The MKRZero is basically a really, really small microcomputer with a number of outputs and headers…
3D Holographic Porn Is Coming To Destroy All Of Our Goals For 2017
CamSoda Memory –> the bra and panty section of mom’s Macy’s catalog –> Playboy –> Penthouse –> Limewire porn –> PornHub –> Virtual Reality Porn –> 3D Holographic Porn. Do you want the good news or the bad news? The…
David Beckham Reveals The Hangover Cure That’s Been In His Family For Generations, Consisting Of Only Two Ingredients
James Devaney/WireImage The best way to avoid a hangover is to drink in moderation. Lol. Ok, dude. The people who drink in moderation are the same people who read the Terms and Conditions before entering a porn site. Not for…
Here’s how to track Santa using Alexa this Christmas Eve
While we might not spot Santa on his sleigh this year, we’ll know exactly where he is at any given moment. This Christmas Eve, starry-eyed kids can follow Kris Kringle’s every stop by asking Amazon’s Alexa to find him. Amazon…