Another summer weekend is upon us, which means there’s not a hell of a lot to talk about on the internet.
Not counting all the things wrong with our government.
That said, there’s a heated debate raging, and it revolves around everyone’s 4th or 5th favorite breakfast item – toast.
Ann Wilson, lead singer of Heart (ask your mom), posted this photo and asked for the “correct” answer to the level of done-ness for toast.
Can you please reply the "correct" number. Trying to settle a debate. pic.twitter.com/HihN5bbKAt
— Ann Wilson (@AnnWilson) June 6, 2019
Personally, I fall in the 3/4 range but only because I’m impatient as hell. Waiting for food is torture.
I’m the person who makes eggs and bacon but makes bacon first and then eats it all before the eggs are done.
People had things to say about this toast issue.
4-5 anyone who says otherwise is high.
— Neslo (@Neslo) June 6, 2019
People have divorced for less than this!
— Mark (@rawlimark) June 6, 2019
4 when making a sandwich. 5 when you are eating toast as a side
— Dalton (Bennett) (@Jukes4Dayz) June 6, 2019
The top row is not toast
— Gary Farrell☭ (@Trigger_1978) June 7, 2019
— Bimmerella (@bimmerella) June 6, 2019
Yep. The wife is a 7 or 8 and it disgusts me
— Chris Lewis (@CEJAYEL) June 6, 2019
Obviously, that last person is either a murderer or the President.
Because this is the internet, there’s a YouTube tutorial on how to properly make toast.
Good luck at breakfast tomorrow.
from BroBible.com http://bit.ly/2ZhKYbM