Finally, there’s a vibrator that plays Christmas carols

Are you longing to bring the holiday spirit to your most private parts?

Now you can, thanks to the folks at MysteryVibe. 

Today they’re releasing a new set of vibrations for their Crescendo device that play along with all your favorite Christmas carols. This will give a whole new meaning to Jingle Bells. 

If you already have a Crescendo, you’ll get the update automatically. If not, there’s still time to buy the toy — which features six separate motors and can bend into many different shapes — and get the most out of your holiday season. 

So why on Earth would you need to celebrate in this particular fashion? Stephanie Alys, MysteryVibe’s co-founder and their Chief Pleasure Officer, said in a statement, “Love them or hate them, Christmas songs ignite a sense of excitement and joy in us all. So we thought, imagine if we coupled that with the feeling of an intense orgasm?!”

Christmas is coming, indeed.